-A rooster walked into circle time. (and paid more attention than the kids.
-I called the schedule an aardvark.
-The photographer showed up on Pajama day.
-The possum is back in the art cabinet
-Management doesn’t see an issue with a broken wall and falling plaster.
-Our water has a high lead and copper content and looks like it came from the toilet. (used)
-Today is warm and sunny,but all the kids are in snow gear.
-I have been given some wonderful treasures!
Posts tagged ‘humorous’
“Turtle, You just asked for an extension to pack your elephants.”
What else can I possibly say to that? I didn’t need to pack an elephant, and I couldn’t remember what I had meant to say.